Aloha Hawaii

   A woman and her daughter flee from Godzilla last week. Godzilla was spotted in Tokyo recently. When asked why he was here Godzilla responded, " I came early for the cherry blossoms. Although, I do find it difficult to find a tree big enough to sit under." When questioned about what omiyage he will get, Godzilla said, "Either the Sky Tree or Tokyo Tower will do." Godzilla was also asked if he plans to destroy the Fuji building again. "Sure I do. I hate that building....for reasons I don't know."